Museum Visitor Register

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Visitors to the Crock O. Schitt Historical Archives are invited to leave their name—or whatever they are willing to admit to—along with where they wandered in from and any observations, questionable discoveries, or evidence they feel should become part of the record.

Signing the register is entirely voluntary.

Accuracy is appreciated, but given the collection, would be somewhat hypocritical to require.

Archivist’s Note: Entries are reviewed before anything further happens to them.

Goat sightings require no additional documentation.