CONTACT THE ARCHIVES
Questions, corrections, witness statements, goat sightings, and any potential recovered Schitt family records may be submitted for review.
Please note:
• Historical accuracy is not guaranteed.
• Genealogical certainty is strongly discouraged.
• Goat-related submissions will receive priority handling.
• Correspondence from Cousin Deep may be reviewed by legal counsel before publication.
Thank you for helping preserve questionable history for future generations.