Annotated Regrets

Not every record agrees.

Not every witness membered things tha same way.

Not every famly was entirely truthful.

True as rain!

Annotated Regrets preserve disputed testimony, contradictory accounts, questionable recollections, corrections, editorial observations, and those unfortunate occasions when the historical record wandered off into the weeds.

Readers are minded that absolute certainty has always been mighty scarce in Little Schitt Crossing.

Some folks simply recollect Schitt different.

—

Crock O. Schitt
Acting Archivist

“These here’s my drawers. Stuff what didn’t fit nowhere else wound up in ’em. Turns out… some o’ the best history does too.”

Discovery #17 — McNasty County Official Plat Map, 1874
Recovered beneath the porch after Sadie was observed chewing one corner. Historical significance recognized shortly before ingestion.
Minor edge damage attributed to storage conditions. Additional damage attributed to Sadie.

Found this’un under the porch. Well… Sadie found it.

I got there fore she swallowed McNasty County.

— Crock O. Schitt